Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Laughter Saturday night
It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning . — Unkown Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well.. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Why do people post good night on facebook like we give a shit that there going to bed. ya GOOD NIGHT !!! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People laugh at me because I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow. — Lorenzo di Bonaventura Copy Share Image
My friends and I are the type of people who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday! — Myself Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
