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“Got it all scheduled,” he noted. “Yes,” I returned. “What’s a huge-ass wedding?” “Don’t ask that,” I advised. “Just show up.” His grin turned…

— Kristen Ashley

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

— Sinead O'Connor

Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture…

— Josh Gondelman

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And…

— Nikhil Saluja

We were very strategic in involving people in our wedding that had great common sense as it pertains to matrimony, which is why I…

— Eva Marcille

“Of course, the wedding preparations are very stressful," my mother says. My father grunts. "You're not the one writing the checks.”

— Lauren Oliver

“They should really tack that on to the marriage ceremony: 'Do you promise to love, honor, obey me, and also to kill me when…

— Marisha Pessl

“I pledged to make this marriage. Now it is a matter of honor." "Honor is a cold bedfellow.”

— Josie Litton

I really love weddings. You are surrounded by people who are strangers and then after you say 'I do' those strangers become family.

— Rick Famuyiwa

“I like all weddings, but isn’t it particularly lovely when two grown-ups decide to get married?”

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Weddings Out of the Box.”

— Susan Mallery

What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.

— Jude Deveraux