Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If internet was a human being; Every time he slow, I will put extra coffee to him” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Internet Time
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Internet is the birth of the mass conscious information access to all. It is the first step, but we will stop this if heart… — Dolores Cannon Copy Share Image
I don't really like encouraging people to go on the Internet too much, we're constantly distracted with the Internet and computers. — Ben Howard Copy Share Image
“Internet has lulled humans with the sense of dependency to greater extent.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Computers are quiet and clean and totally distracting because the Internet is there, lying in wait for a moment of weakness to pounce on… — Arlaina Tibensky Copy Share Image
Personally I am not very self-reliant when it comes to internet and computers. — Domenico Dolce Copy Share Image
“There is a lot to life beyond the computer screen. There is food and music and art and friendship and talking and laughing and… — Bob Hoffman Copy Share Image
“He downed the last of his coffee, carried his mug over to the pot, poured himself a refill, and returned to the table. Why,… — Lynda Hilburn Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
