Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“Sharks only eat wet people”

— Robert G. Mills

The only thing on the mind of shark is eat..by any means and you're just sardines.

— Lil Wayne

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

Out here in California, in the Pacific Ocean, the sharks have a bad attitude.

— Katy Mixon

You can't afford to make the shark look good so you do most of it with ominous music and a fin.

— Jim Howick

I don't like the idea of being eaten by a shark. I like to swim in the ocean, and I think much more about…

— David Duchovny

Turns out, I couldn't catch them - or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely…

— Malin Akerman

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

— Rob Schneider

Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed…

— Ted Danson

I've seen sharks in the ocean, it hasn't made me get out of the ocean; that's for sure.

— Luke Hemsworth

Sharks are being driven to extinction because people want to eat their fins and their flesh.

— Barbara Block

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

— Demetri Martin