Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Life
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Facebook use to be cool when it wasn't Fakebook u can be anyone you want to be on a Facebook. People haven't heard from… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Life is much like a facebook,people will like your your problems and comment but no one gonna solve them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every move in… — Anas Copy Share Image
Step back from your Facebook Wall for a moment: Doesn't it, suddenly, look a little ridiculous? Your life in this format? — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
