Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Songs
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We got together in a few days a company of the toughest old salts imaginable--not pretty to look at, but fellows, by their faces,… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it! — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
I'm a real bath addict. I could sit in a bath and soak for days on end, and you'll never see me again. It's… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat? — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
My food villain is salt. I'd love to be have the odd ready meal as a lazy treat, but some contain 33% of your… — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there. — Donald T. Regan Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image