Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Hearing Aid Hearing aids Sex
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have serious hearing loss. I'm challenged if I don't have my hearing aids in. — Al Jarreau Copy Share Image
I'm almost completely deaf anyway. So I'm worried. I'm very worried. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
You have to love the doing of what you're doing and not wait for the phone to ring. — Robert Stack Copy Share Image
Dear Earphones, please, just stop having heaving sex in my pocket. Sincerely, tired of untangling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones may be ruining people's sex lives because people often stop in the middle of sex to answer a call. In fact, some… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
