Humour Quote by Amy Lane Download Open image ““Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?”” — Amy Lane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.” — Ruth Harris Copy Share Image
“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The food industrialists have by now persuaded millions of consumers to prefer food that is already prepared. They will grow, deliver, and cook your… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“In the meantime, I tried my best to acclimate to my new life in the middle of nowhere. I had to get used to… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“Are you just going to stand there frying hamburgers while your child could be dying in a fire?” — Yōko Ogawa Copy Share Image
“One of my suppliers told me, “Ray, you know you aren’t in the hamburger business at all. You’re in the french-fry business. I don’t… — Ray Kroc Copy Share Image
“But everything good in this shit world is either by prescription, sold out, or so expensive you have to sell your soul to taste it. Life is a restaurant you can't afford. Death the bill for the food you didn't even have a chance to eat. So you order the most expensive thing on the menu - you're in for… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share
“If there is a God, he’s a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Dawson looked at him, his jaw clenched earnestly, and remembered when he thought Jared was the leader of the two of them. He should… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Kaden gave another one of those unexpected barks of humor. “Yeah. And I’m telling you, my sister is a shameless, shameless woman, and she… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart just a… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“I thought your boyfriend died?" Nicky asked, and it was actually a good question, and I was so mad that I wasn't even embarrassed to answer him. "We were three," I choked out. "I had a night lover and a day lover,” I said, and it felt like poetry, just to say it there in public in the middle of… — Amy Lane Copy Share
“Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!" Aiden squinted at Jeremy. "That's all we did last Saturday! he said, a little bit of surprise in his voice. "I thought you weren't gay!" Jeremy widened his eyes big enough to look shocked. "Well, I didn't know you were!"… — Amy Lane Copy Share
“But strong isn’t suits and a stupidly expensive lifestyle.” “No?” “No. Strong is having the faith to run after a guy you’ve fallen for… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Krissa, tough Lady Krissa, who had stood by impassively while Areau vomited out ten years of bitter addiction, wiped her eyes and offered Areau… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“The point is, they have a public thing against the overweight and the underbeautiful. Those are my people there, Jared. Those are the people who pull the curtain and write the plays and make the costumes—those are the people who make the dream but who don’t live it on the front of the stage. Anyone who knocks those people is… — Amy Lane Copy Share
“You nervous about doing this on camera?” Chance tilted his head a little, considering. “Well, yeah, of course. You don’t know what you look like when you come—for all I know, I’m hella ugly or something. But at the same time…” He trailed off and shuddered, and his eyes got half-lidded. One hand went unconsciously to his stomach, then slid… — Amy Lane Copy Share
“You do like me, don’t you? Even though I’m apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Whiskey to himself "God, please let this kid be legal, just to make that whole wood thing less disgusting” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“If you’re decent to people, you’ll usually find out they’re decent people, too.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is a famous journalistic legend about the time a young reporter covered the Johnstown flood of 1889. The kid wrote: God sat on a hillside overlooking Johnstown today and looked at the destruction He had wrought. His… — Roger Ebert Copy Share
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”… — David Wong Copy Share
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image