Children Quote by Yōko Ogawa

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“Feels like a frying pan–fire scenario.”

— Jane Harper

“The only thing I like about hamburgers…I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.”

— Prashant Yadav

“Part of me wants to turn him into hamburger and part of me doesn't want to beat up somebody who's taped to a tree.”

— Audrey Niffenegger

“I believe I should be able to treat my hamburger like food, not like infectious fucking medical waste.”

— Anthony Bourdain

“Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend’s fiery hole with your fire hose. Nobody likes a burnt burger.”

— K.M. Golland

“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth…

— Philip K. Dick

“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Children and fried food; the more you make, the better they come out.”

— Francine Segan

“Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill: There is shit in the meat.”

— Eric Schlosser