Hamburger Quote by Audrey Niffenegger

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“The only thing I like about hamburgers…I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“Are you just going to stand there frying hamburgers while your child could be dying in a fire?”

— Yōko Ogawa

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an open jar of mayonnaise. I guess that’s just…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a knife in my hand, slicing beef on the willowware plate, and I cut harder, faster, thinking it is your pink neck…

— Ann Turner

“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth…

— Philip K. Dick

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Brandon has a shit-eating grin. I want to make him eat it. I know what's more realistic though. I'm going to get beaten up…

— Tara Brown

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger.”

— Robert Galbraith

“To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-No Come play with me; Why should you run Through the shaking tree As though I'd a gun To strike…

— W.B. Yeats