Funny Quote by Alan Garner Download Open image “When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.” — Alan Garner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Language Love Money Monkeys
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Let's just say that most people, when learning a new language, are only interested in 'funny' words. — Josephine Jobert Copy Share Image
Nothing is so impenetrable as laughter in a language you don't understand. — William Golding Copy Share Image
The primate laugh is given in playful contexts, and as such has a strong similarity to the human laugh. — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that I could.… — Parminder Nagra Copy Share Image
One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
Jokes spread around the world and embed themselves in our shared culture; the most resonant of them get lodged in the language in the… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I loathe crowds. I especially don't like cities. A city involves biomass. And biomass gets to me. — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you. — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
My background is deep and set in deep time, and in a narrow space, oral traditions going back a long, long time, which I… — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana… — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
“Everybody thinks some people are born with the "gift of gab" and some people aren't. But the truth is there is no "gift of… — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting. — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
“Lleu is a hard lord,” said Huw, “He is killing Gronw without anger, without love, without mercy. He is hurt too much by the… — Alan Garner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
