One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever money you might have, self-worth really lies in finding out what you do best. — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. — Leonard Rossiter Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads,… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
It is my opinion that a man's soul may be buried and perish under a dung-heap, or in a furrow field, just… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
As in smooth oil the razor best is whet, So wit is by politeness sharpest set; Their want of edge from their… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
“If you didn't already know, game show talent works fewer days a year than almost every profession, except maybe members of Congress.” — John Bennardo Copy Share Image
Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing… — Barbara Park Copy Share Image
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos? — Ron Alderson Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. — Coleridge Copy Share Image
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He is forced to be literate about the illiterate, witty about the witless and coherent about the incoherent. — John Crosby Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
