Witty Quotes · Page 49

LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members;

— Nikhil Saluja

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I…

— George W. Bush

So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?

— Nikhil Saluja

I want my brain to slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did…

— Ned Vizzini

Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs...

— Nikhil Saluja

I love the working class, and everyone from it that I've met, and think they're incredible witty, inventive - there's a lot…

— Martin Amis

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

— Woody Allen

It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it…

— Adrian Hodges

“I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the…

— Amit Kalantri

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

[Shahrazad] had perused the books, annals and legends of preceding Kings, and the stories, examples and instances of by gone men and…

— Richard Francis Burton

Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly…

— Nikhil Saluja

If cheerleading is a sport then so is beer pong.

— Nikhil Saluja

We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.

— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do…

— Lisa Kleypas

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends.

— Anonymous

When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets?

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing that shocks me is public interest in people who shouldn't be interesting at all, like Jade Goody. We've gone…

— Marco Pirroni

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in…

— Woody Allen

When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.

— Anonymous

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

— George Carlin

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.

— Robert Metcalfe

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I should be ashamed of yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja