Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow. — Family Guy Copy Share Image
There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I came in rather late in the casting process of Reaper. I believe they had all the other roles cast. They were… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. — Superman Copy Share Image
A witty and informative professor posits that more authors do not choose titles borrowed from Shakespeare's sonnets and plays for the reason… — Thomas C Foster Copy Share Image
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“You get a promotion?" "I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. [...]" "You got off easy. One… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless. — Adolph Ochs Copy Share Image
Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, youre in trouble. — Superman Copy Share Image
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Marc MacKenzie Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and… — Roman Coppola Copy Share Image
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a… — Dorothy Richardson Copy Share Image
