Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wit lies in the likeness of things that are different, and in the difference of things that are alike. — Madame de Stael Copy Share Image
Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Warm, aquamarine eyes stared into him—providing a lifeline to shore. And he wondered if she was really the one who needed saving… — J. Rose Black Copy Share Image
Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly… — Danai Gurira Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“ONLY' having the Gift, people appreciate this madness as Art. Everybody wants to have Art in their lives, but no body wants… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Wit and woman are two frail things, and both the frailer by concurring. — Thomas Overbury Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Queen Elizabeth is reserved when she meets strangers - but with friends and family she can be very witty. — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
Normally you have news, weather and travel…but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.” — Charles Pearson Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Puppies, babies, and husbands; adorable until you have to actually take care of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
