Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Clicking REMEMBER password makes it easier for you to FORGET it. — Sivuyile Simanga_Swagga39 Copy Share Image
Is going to start living by the NMFP policy - 'not my fucking problem.' — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I would be a liar if I said I don't care [about my appearance]; yes, I care. I found it very difficult,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
There are three estates in Parliament but in the Reporters' Gallery yonder there sits a Fourth Estate more important far than they… — Edmund Burke Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around.… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not… — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“In his experience, ‘trust me’ was just a polite way of saying ‘brace yourself.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
“What are you - Secret Service?' 'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.' 'And you're not admitting it, I notice.” — Robert Goddard Copy Share Image
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
