Funny Quote by Ruby Wax Download Open image “I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced” — Ruby Wax ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Misplaced Witty
When I was living in England I found that the more I lived abroad, the more American I discovered I was. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anybody asks me where I'm from, my first inclination is to say, 'Washington,' because that's where I grew up meaningfully. — Ahmet Ertegun Copy Share Image
I once found myself in Paris, Texas, possibly the most curious juxtaposition of place names in America. — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
“You + Me saw this... AMERICA Thank you for finding America with me” — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart. — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except… — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body… — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It… — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain? — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
