Wife Quotes · Page 69

You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.

— Heber C. Kimball

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

— Jeff Foxworthy

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

— Benjamin Franklin

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God's plan of teamwork.

— Jim George

The moment we finished shooting for 'Bruce Lee,' my wife Upasana reminded of a pending holiday.

— Ram Charan

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

— Cedric Hardwicke

Badly off as the men...were in your day, they were more fortunate than their mothers and wives.

— Edward Bellamy

You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.

— Steve Arterburn

I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,' or a lovely ensemble…

— Lara Pulver

All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing,…

— Steve Harvey

Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop…

— Jay Leno

I have nothing against her, and in fact I'm very fond of my first wife. But we should have ended that marriage…

— Michael Douglas

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd…

— Frank Carson

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd…

— Alton Brown

Me and my wife are into 'Game of Thrones,' and she sucked me into 'Nashville' a little bit, but she'll watch 'Sons…

— Carey Hart

Throughout Ronnie's presidency, there was an ongoing public discussion as to how much influence the first lady should have on the president.…

— Nancy Reagan

I feel better in my mind because I'm doing what God made me to do. He said, 'Go write books, Steve, and…

— Stephen King

When my wife Kathy and I were first married she was just learning how to cook. She had a limited menu of…

— Steve Doocy

Child, think not of those things, those dark possibilities. Your father and brothers are here with you today. Lavain will tug at…

— Lisa Ann Sandell

About 15 years ago I went though a period of a year or so when I just couldn't find anything good. My…

— Richard Russo

On the bed, Eugenides stirred restlessly. "Upset at the sight of blood?" he said. "Not my wife, Ornon." "Your blood," the ambassador…

— Megan Whalen Turner

Age has given me the gift of me; it just gave me what I was always longing for, which was to get…

— Anne Lamott

All my teammates, everybody, they trust me and empower me. I just wanna thank them for allowing me to lead them. And…

— Julius Randle

Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.

— Philip Sidney

You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time.

— Blythe Danner

I enjoy going to the beach, relaxing with my wife, going out to dinner, and having a good time.

— Frank Vincent

My wife's done very good with the investments and just making sure I don't spend all our money.

— Matt Hughes

The fact was I loved my wife to a degree that I found impossible to express, and so rarely did.

— David Nicholls

I am a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. I am a friend of women and I am their advocate.

— Carre Otis

Almost every summer, my wife and I, now with two kids in tow, spend a couple of weeks in Italy.

— Thomas Chatterton Williams

I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired.

— Brett Favre

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

— Erma Bombeck

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

— Bob Monkhouse

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

— Woody Allen

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

— Ice Cube

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.

— David Ogilvy

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

— Hesiod

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

— Vikrant Parsai

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

— Harry Carpenter