Wife Quotes · Page 50

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

— James Garner

My elder son and his wife keep bees, and my younger son has bees, too.

— Prunella Scales

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

— Nick Hornby

A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

— George Bernard Shaw

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

— James Garner

My wife says I spend my life trying to teach white folks. I'm not so sure I'm proud of it, but she's…

— Derrick Bell

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

— Nick Offerman

Without the discipline of having a wife to come home to, you end up just working all the time.

— Anthony Goldbloom

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"…

— Henny Youngman

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out…

— Robert Kiyosaki

'Gone Girl' is as much about the near impossibility of being a good husband as it is about the anguish of being…

— Elif Batuman

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he…

— Joe Slovo

I've been here for 19 years, so West Ham fans are bored with seeing me. It's like my wife, who changes the…

— Mark Noble

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the…

— Mignon McLaughlin

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the…

— Henny Youngman

Foreign lady once remarked to the wife of a Spartan commander that the women of Sparta were the only women in the…

— Plutarch

Now I want to live like everybody else. I want to have a wife like everybody else and to take her out…

— Gaston Leroux

My wife says that I become different once I start to work with animals. My movements become different, my mood is different.…

— Frans Lanting

Our feelings probably are not less strong at fifty than they were ten or fifteen years before; but they have changed their…

— Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Steven's [Sebring] presence was not threatening; he told me that if I never wanted the footage to be seen by anyone, he…

— Patti Smith

My wife turns me onto shows. I do end up watching them. She has to drag me in there, and when she…

— Mark Pellegrino

I always chose talkative people. And Viva, who was my first wife - we started making films together because she was extraordinarily…

— Michel Auder

I say Gibson, we're old friends, and you're a fool if you take anything I say as an offense. Madam your wife…

— Elizabeth Gaskell

John Lennon brought his wife Cynthia, a nice blonde girl and she was horribly put out of sight and stayed home. I…

— Harry Benson

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.

— Thomas Fuller

“The most #happy is he to whom #ALLAH has given a good #wife.”

— Ali R.A

I'm more apt to shed a tear than my wife about family matters.

— George Pelecanos

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

— John Milius

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

— Sigmund Freud

My mother is a very liberal wife and mother, so there was no peer pressure to marry.

— Soha Ali Khan

My wife and I have spent half our lives, half our adult lives, trying to save special parts of California.

— Pete McCloskey

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

— Steve Carell

For wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife.

— Alexander Pope

My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

— Jay Leno

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

— Alton Brown

the true lady is in theory either a virgin or a lawful wife.

— Emily James Smith Putnam

I married my wife because I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

— Michael Schiavo

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.

— Ray Liotta

If you cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your business partner.

— Rick Perry

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

— P. G. Wodehouse