Evening Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

— Laurie David

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

— Tiger Woods

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective.…

— P. G. Wodehouse

I'm in love with golf, and I want everybody else to share my love affair.

— Arnold Palmer

Golf is tougher than my first wife.

— Ken Green

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral relist who nips the normal romantic and idealstic yearnings in the bud by proving once or twice…

— Alistair Cooke

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

— Don Herold

I've been married a long time, I've got grown children, and I love to play golf. So I guess I'm just a regular guy.

— B. J. Thomas

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Self-love is a big part of golf.

— Lewis Black

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

— Jim Bishop

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral realist who nips the normal romantic and idealistic yearnings in the bud by proving once or twice…

— Alistair Cooke