Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
“Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can u expect 2 get a Husband if you're not prepared 2 be a Wife? Things that make u go Hmmmmm~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
My wife is a size zero and eats more than I do, and I'm a 6'4", 225 lb. man! — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean she can't be a good wife. If her beauty affects her personality, then it's… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You never know when it will be the last time you'll see your father, or kiss your wife, or play with your… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back... But she did look back, and I love her for that,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
“...when I see you here amidst all this, I realise that I proposed to a very small part of you. I thought… — Daisy Goodwin Copy Share Image
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I went to see President Nixon at the White House. It wasn't difficult to get a meeting because I was heavyweight champion… — Joe Frazier Copy Share Image
I just spent a lot of time on 'ER' for that eight years. I also started working when I was 16, so… — Anthony Edwards Copy Share Image
My wife Jennifer's family is all from there. Jennifer grew up there, so we have personal ties forever - her mom, dad,… — Peter Buffett Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with efficiency. And there are some tasks I need to just leave alone. And there are others - like an… — David Livermore Copy Share Image
My little boy, West, and my wife, they're my rock and that's the thing that keeps driving me to do better at… — Randy Houser Copy Share Image
My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is a very talented singer. She sang a lot on 'Roswell,' and I am embarrassed to sing around her. — David Walton Copy Share Image
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters. — Gordon Lightfoot Copy Share Image
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
If a politician isn't doing it to his wife , then he's doing it to his country. — Amy Grant Copy Share Image
I just always hear music in my head. I thought that was normal. My wife said, 'Ramin, that's not normal.' — Ramin Djawadi Copy Share Image
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Well, guess what, I’m Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work. — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
“the wife is to exemplify the church’s joyful submission to Christ by following her husband’s leadership.” — Carolyn Mahaney Copy Share Image
“There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
