My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
From the writer's point of view, critics should be ignored, although it's hard not to do what they suggest. I think it's… — William Styron Copy Share Image
I do love My country's good with a respect more tender, More holy and profound, then mine own life, My dear wife's… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication. — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that… — Gyorgy Ligeti Copy Share Image
If you ask my wife, she would say I need to celebrate more. She's definitely right. — Scottie Scheffler Copy Share Image
What we really have to do is take a day and sit down and think. The world is not going to end… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena. — Mathias Rust Copy Share Image
The particular source of frustration of women observing their own self-study and measuring their worth as women by the distance they kept… — Alexander Theroux Copy Share Image
My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave… — Chauncey Billups Copy Share Image
I don't cry at books or movies. Ever. So imagine my shock and awe when I read 'The Time Traveler's Wife' for… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
In 2011, my wife, Courtney, and I, with my amazing mother and sister, opened the Nantz National Alzheimer Center at Houston Methodist Hospital. — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
My wife has turned me on to rich people water. I feel so guilty drinking it and I don't know if it's… — Jelly Roll Copy Share Image
If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits… — Victoria Woodhull Copy Share Image
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I hate to admit it to my wife, but I only wear two outfits on the road, and then a third one… — John Prine Copy Share Image
