Dinner Quote by Red Buttons

Solomon'sexcess became an insult upon the privileges of mankind; for by the same plan of luxury, which made it necessary to have forty thousand…

— Laurence Sterne

Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his…

— Mark Twain

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

“...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We weren't quite…

— Anonymous

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd…

— Douglas Adams

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could…

— Robert Duvall

“home and make a meal for myself and my son, that we may eat it—and die.” 1 Kings 17:8–12”

— R. T. Kendall

And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that day, even a thousand bullocks,…

— Bible

“In Song of Songs we are introduced to a new problem for Abishag: Solomon was choosing wives for political advantages, while she was wasting…

— Michael Ben Zehabe

“Song of Solomon 1:2- Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.”

— Holy Bible King James Version

“Our unclaimed Shunemite, however, can only look on. No kiss for her. Being the most beautiful woman in Israel isn't enough for Solomon. Solomon…

— Michael Ben Zehabe

Though pedantry denies, It's plain the Bible means That Solomon grew wise While talking with his queens.

— William Butler Yeats