I am very domesticated. Some of my favorite things in life are being a mother and a wife. That's where I get… — Sable Copy Share Image
What will always be possible is for someone to walk into a dark room and experience a film and connect to it.… — Andrew Bujalski Copy Share Image
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
People wanted me to become this cliched Keith Richards, Iggy Pop character. I wasn't expected to marry a beautiful wife and have… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
My wife and I always comment that our lives are relatively mundane. She's a writer as well, I'm a writer, we spend… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I am not afraid of retaliations. I don't have kids. I don't have a wife, no car, no credit. It may seem… — Charb Copy Share Image
The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to… — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
What can I say: I got started on the whole wife-and-kids thing at a young age, — Tim Daly Copy Share Image
For centuries, divorce in the West was a male tool of control - a legislative chastity belt designed to ensure that a… — Amanda Foreman Copy Share Image
A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child… — Ruhollah Khomeini Copy Share Image
Donald Trump wouldn't work on paper. Obnoxious, crass, boastful, and vulgar, with garish tastes and a Stepford wife - as a fictional… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Women were very, very good at 'Pong'. It was part of the dating scene. The number of people who told me they… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
I do not refer to myself as a 'housewife' for the reason that I did not marry a house. — Wilma Scott Heide Copy Share Image
I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for… — Mark Ronson Copy Share Image
On average, once a month for the last 10 years since her [Harper Lee] stroke, we have sat and talked and told… — Wayne Flynt Copy Share Image
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. — Steve Yzerman Copy Share Image
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Few men looked on her without becoming, in a certain fashion, her lovers. But it was the kind of love that made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
