Wife Quotes · Page 37

Joseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman.

— William Law

I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.

— Mikhail Grabovski

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

— Jose Garces

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

— Henny Youngman

After each fight I go home to my wife and son and I talk to them about what our family should do.

— Andrei Arlovski

The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp..

— Ritu Ghatourey

You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream,…

— Howie Mandel

My wife wonders why all women do not seek anglers for husbands. She has come in contact with many in her life…

— Ray Bergman

No husband of mine will say, "I could have been a drummer, but I had to think about the wife and kids.…

— Maxine Hong Kingston

I went home and took my wife and went to my Cosen Tho. Pepys's and found them just sat down to dinner,…

— Samuel Pepys

I admired and valued Robin as a colleague and friend and as one of the greatest parliamentarians of our time. His wife…

— Gordon Brown

What I have on my left calf is two skeletons; when you put them together, they form a heart, and it says,…

— Rey Mysterio

The job of the president of the United States is not to love his wife; it's to manage a wide range of…

— Matthew Yglesias

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

— Greg Behrendt

I was named after my Jewish grandfather who left Poland early in the 20th century. What I knew from an early age…

— Morris Gleitzman

The particular source of frustration of women observing their own self-study and measuring their worth as women by the distance they kept…

— Alexander Theroux

Let us say your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend makes you happy. If they leave, you're bound to be unhappy. You are the…

— Frederick Lenz

I exist," murmurs someone whose name is Everyone. "I'm young and in love; I am old and I want rest; I work,…

— Victor Hugo

A lot of people have a hard time living out of a suitcase, being on the road constantly in different cities. For…

— Barry Kerch

The sun is shining, mynah birds are chattering, palm trees are swaying, so what. I'm in the hospital and I'm healthy. My…

— Kaui Hart Hemmings

My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like…

— Michael Caine

I love you Rush Finlay. You are going to be the best husband and father the world has ever known. One day…

— Abbi Glines

Your husband should be able to respect you; he cannot be financially dependent on his wife.

— Shweta Tiwari

Don't laugh at your wife's choices, you were one of them.

— Camille Cassie Govender

My wife said I look like a Latin American dictator. I said, 'That's what I am'

— Oscar de la Renta

My wife is the most loving person that you can ever imagine.

— Markwayne Mullin

I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting…

— John Lithgow

Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate's affection.

— Moliere

If it's not a film in which Harrison Ford's wife is being kidnapped, I'm not interested; he's my hero.

— Lee Mack

I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.

— Kim Alexis

There is nothing a man of good sense dreads in a wife so much as her having more sense than himself.

— Henry Fielding

All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt.

— Columba Bush

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

— Winston Churchill

The wives of Spartans are the secret pillars of the world."--Odd Thomas

— Dean Koontz

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

— Henny Youngman

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

— Michelangelo

It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol

— Ritzy

I want to be respected as a woman, as a mother, as a wife. That's why I transition.

— Carmen Carrera