Wife Quotes · Page 35

“Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart.”

— Elizabeth George

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

As a wife, you see and hear things. Imran always spoke about his links with the military.

— Reham Khan

If anything, I label myself as sort of Buddhist. My wife Jane is Buddhist.

— Jimmy Barnes

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

— Mark Consuelos

I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

— Joe Biden

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

— Don Epperson

I’m quite hyper, and my wife would prefer it if I sat down and read a book.

— Jamie Dornan

In Raja Chanda's 'Ley Halua Ley,' I essay Locket's miser husband, who is suspicious of his beautiful wife. He is ready to…

— Kharaj Mukherjee

I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife…

— Samuel L. Jackson

My husband will tell you one of the most frequent questions he gets from world leaders is, 'How's your wife's garden?'

— Michelle Obama

It is not always possible or even right for a man to make his wife number one in his life. This is…

— Helen Andelin

We have the Google family calendar. Before a week starts, my wife and I sit down to decide who's driving who to…

— Michael Lewis

My wife and I had watched 'Fixer Upper' so much, that was my introduction. I had this image in my mind of…

— Matt Rhule

Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it,…

— Buddy Guy

“he always had the last word in all differences of opinion with his wife, and that—two words, actually—was, “Yes, dear.”

— Richard Russo

Many young men, when they receive their first wife, are just so untrained. The woman, if she's not careful, will be overbearing…

— Warren Jeffs

I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired…

— Rob Delaney

Children are the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. It hurts me to…

— Sylvester Stallone

My wife is my first reader, my first line of defence I suppose. So she says, "Oh well, oh yes, it's all…

— Paul Auster

Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players…

— Tie Domi

I try to be passionate about every aspect of my life, how I love my wife, how I serve my wife, how…

— Troy Polamalu

“Are you hungry?” “I am, though not for food at the moment.” She leaned up on her elbows and crooked a finger…

— Vivienne Savage

I want to die at a hundred years old with an American flag on my back and the star of Texas on…

— Lance Armstrong

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

— Erma Bombeck

When my wife and I relocated our family from Dallas, we had always dreamed of someday settling there.

— Sean Payton

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

— Jim Backus

It was my wife Jyoti who believed in my talent and pushed me to move to Mumbai.

— KK

Dont wife her cause she a bad bitch. Wife her cause she was there when you aint have shit.

— Anonymous

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

— Hugh Jackman

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

— Sarah Brightman

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love.

— Sebastiao Salgado

My priority, the most important thing in my life is my family, my wife and my son.

— Novak Djokovic

If there's anything I love after my wife and my kids, it's my toilet. I am king there.

— Chunky Pandey

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

— Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to have loved your wife than never to have loved at all.

— Edgar Saltus

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself.

— Ken Jeong

Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.

— Rick Santorum

I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy.

— David Bowie

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

— Jonathan Tucker