“To be a wife was to cook. Not to eat—that was a different matter entirely—but to cook.” — Laura Shapiro Copy Share Image
My father was a pastor, my mother was the quintessential pastor's wife. — Heather Headley Copy Share Image
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire. — Morris Kline Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond Copy Share Image
I only get fat when I eat food cooked by other chefs. At home, my wife does all the cooking. She makes… — Alain Ducasse Copy Share Image
I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
What I love is how pissed off Jane Eyre is. She's in a rage for the whole novel and the payoff is… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
I took an acting class with Louise Lasser, Woody Allen's first wife and co-star in many movies. I've done some other indie… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
You have to steal time to be with family. You will always be busy, so just prioritise. I plan outings with my… — Hiten Tejwani Copy Share Image
Since I am Rajini's daughter and Dhanush's wife, people may think 'why she is even bothered to work hard?' But I want… — Aishwarya R. Dhanush Copy Share Image
What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My wife and I, we knew each other back in 2001 but had fallen out of touch. One day, I had a… — David Lowery Copy Share Image
You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The Gods on the death of his wife Yang Kai-hui I lost my proud poplar and you your willow As poplar and… — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
On recent events in a New York hotel room: What happened was not just inappropriate, it was more than that, it was… — Dominique Strauss-Kahn Copy Share Image
There were things that had been weighing heavy on me for quite some time. And I went into this hole, trying to… — Solange Knowles Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I've had a phenomenal life. I have a phenomenal God that I serve. I have a phenomenal wife. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along. — Rory McCann Copy Share Image
The Nobel Prize is going to be 'fun money' - for an occasion, when my wife and I want a $50 bottle… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
“He had loved her as much as a man can love his wife, and so nothing more need be said.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time. — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
