If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?' — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it. — Danny Kaye Copy Share Image
“If he’d learned anything from being married, it was that a man can never win an argument with his wife.” — carlos j. server Copy Share Image
Chelsea are like a beautiful wife who married a richer man after leaving me. — Gianluca Vialli Copy Share Image
Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren. — Mike DeWine Copy Share Image
Theres nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example. — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise. Some more… — Gabriel Macht Copy Share Image
My wife and I got married on 12/12/12 in Las Vegas, and she was wearing a Slayer T-shirt. That tells you what… — Dara Khosrowshahi Copy Share Image
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. — Charles Reade Copy Share Image
One of the things I discover a lot in marriage counseling is the husband or wife trying to get their spiritual thirst… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
My wife changes the way that I dress. She makes me dress nicer than I want to dress. I feel like I… — Adam Driver Copy Share Image
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I've got four kids to feed and a wife to provide for. It's a worry but a great responsibility as well and… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor. — Erin O'Connor Copy Share Image
Everyone was at Martin Freeman’s house, and Martin was there and his wife was sat at his feet and Amanda [Abbington, Freeman’s… — Louise Brealey Copy Share Image
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Thomas A. Edison was once reluctantly persuaded by his wife to attend one of the big social functions of the season in… — Edmund Fuller Copy Share Image
For the sake of the sons - and even for the son's future wives - a woman must keep a part of… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife's hand… — Howie Long Copy Share Image
“I write our names on the page. What of it, if the paper will be burned? I write our names in the… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
the growth of intimacy is like that. First one gives off his best picture, the bright and finished product mended with bluff… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
The alarm on my wife's phone is 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered,' so that's a great way to wake up. — Andy Grammer Copy Share Image
Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at… — Alex Campbell Copy Share Image
I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle. — James Frey Copy Share Image
For a happy marriage the husband should be the head and the wife the heart. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. — Charles Farrar Browne Copy Share Image
I can't imagine anybody in my life I've been more vulnerable with than my wife. — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
As long as I have Music, I will never be lonely. She is my wife. No prenup! — Sonny Long Copy Share Image
Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!! — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
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