“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm not selling sex. I'm selling underwear and jeans, and I'm not trying to do it with pornography. — Calvin Klein Copy Share Image
What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in. — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
What made me so brave? Maybe it was being the middle kid of 11, and we all had to share one bathroom.… — Alice Ripley Copy Share Image
“What followed had been … frantic. The underwear actually wound up with a little rip in them. She had found one of his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin… — Francis Fukuyama Copy Share Image
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress,… — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Not even William?” I found this hard to believe. These two shared everything . . . except girlfriends and underwear. Hopefully.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of person who poses in their underwear. I hate the red carpet. I prefer the green grass. After… — Manuel Neuer Copy Share Image
The word ‘grunge’ became a household term, and fashion runways were filled with flannel shirts and long underwear. Oh, how we laughed…… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
“No underwear? You’re a horny little thing, aren’t you, Ronnie Lee?” “Never been a big fan of wasting time. Besides. You’re a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible… — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
“And you stole my underwear,' Nana added. 'What did you want with my underwear?” — Wendy Wunder Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy! — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“The late Dominic Breckland, Viscount Stratfield, was returning to life in a sea of woman's underwear.” — Jillian Hunter Copy Share Image
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image