Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take… — Les Claypool Copy Share Image
I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear. — Zach Johnson Copy Share Image
I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear. — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer… — Emun Elliott Copy Share Image
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all… — Rod Steiger Copy Share Image
I don't sound disloyal, but I've never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
S. E. Smith's I Live in a Hut has a deceptively simple title, considering that the brain in that hut contains galaxies-worth… — Matthea Harvey Copy Share Image
Buyers look at everything. They open every drawer. They open every cabinet door. So make sure your underwear is folded nicely. — Jonathan Scott Copy Share Image
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women who throw their… — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens. — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I could point out that that's not a dress, that's underwear, but I doubt it would be in my best interest." "Need… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too. — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
