When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what?… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
At the time I was writing the second album, I was sitting home in my underwear all day every day; I didn't… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft,… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
There's a thrill in flying by the seat of your pants - trousers, actually: 'pants' in English means underwear - because most… — Jordan Gavaris Copy Share Image
I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Legendary photographer Annie Leibowitz persuaded us to pose in our underwear. When the magazine hit the stands we were horrified to see… — Charlotte Caffey Copy Share Image
You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at least make a trap to catch animals… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under"… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them. — JC Chasez Copy Share Image
Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Andrew Keenan-Bolger was my college roommate for two years. Instead of going to tap class, we'd be in our underwear eating Flamin'… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
I started stuffing wads of cash into my socks and underwear and quietly passed by the T.S.A. agents with a grin on… — Tim Donaghy Copy Share Image
I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked.… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image