“I’m talking to you in bed at one in the morning. How mad can I be?” I picture him there, in what,… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
The buyer is entitled to a bargain. The seller is entitled to a profit. So there is a fine margin in between… — Conrad Hilton Copy Share Image
They call it torture when our guys put underwear on a guy's head, stripped him naked, put an egg between his buttcheeks… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The country's present supply of foreign news depends largely on how best a number of dry goods merchants in New York think… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
You'd think with all the magazines and the covers and all the sexy stuff I've done, that that's hugely a part of… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Our focus is on the forward end of things: the customer and what does he want to do? If you're buying underwear… — Gerry Lopez Copy Share Image
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while… — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories… — Rose Wilder Lane Copy Share Image
“I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. — Jean Harlow Copy Share Image
I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy. — Nelly Furtado Copy Share Image
I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn't think I'd make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He… — Richard MacDonald Copy Share Image
I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn't come put his… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
In the glory days of Orioles, when I was a newbie baseball writer for the Post, the roster of talkers was as… — Jane Leavy Copy Share Image
glancing back I got my first clear look at the monster. He was seven feet tall, easy, his arms and legs like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em! — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
