“There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
I can't remember what episode it is but there's an episode of Prodigal Son' where I wake up in my underwear and,… — Tom Payne Copy Share Image
Once I saw a homeless man wearing his underwear on top of his pants. Now we say, why don't the homeless just… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I started making movies in my late 20s, that time in an artist's career that often sees artists just imitating things that… — Guy Maddin Copy Share Image
Being the youngest of twelve kids and having your underwear handed down teaches you how to share. — Scottie Pippen Copy Share Image
For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It… — Craig Raine Copy Share Image
Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while. — Margaret Murray Copy Share Image
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
He was the most perfectly formed man she'd ever imagined. He was movie stars, men in underwear commercials, guys at the gym,… — Jude Deveraux Copy Share Image
Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even… — Margaret Groos Copy Share Image
You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
