Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
I remember an era when you could get your nose sliced off for sticking it too far into another man's business. Now… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants! — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear. — Maxine Hong Kingston Copy Share Image
The point of the feminist movement wasnt simply to set our underwear on fire and muscle into small spaces in the male-dominated… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
I loved the movies and I loved cartoon superheroes - superheroes in general. I had all the pajama costumes and I would… — Dane DeHaan Copy Share Image
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin… — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
If I want to walk out in the desert and heat up a can of beans on a fire, I still can.… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
To me, Fight Club was a comedy. When [David] Fincher sent me the book and I read it, the first thing I… — Edward Norton Copy Share Image