Bed Quote by Jeff Kinney

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants…

— Dana Gould

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

— Sarah Dessen

I used to sleep in the T-shirt I wore during the day and whatever ratty old gym shorts I could find on the floor.…

— Derek Blasberg

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

I'm not wearing any underwear!!!

— Anonymous

You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks…

— Maryam Hafiz

I wear a lot of sweatpants.

— Chloe Fineman

Most of the time, even if I'm at home in my sweatpants, I probably have a pair of slippers on.

— Mary Helen Bowers

I'm wearing pajamas, every day, at work. It's the best thing, ever!

— Jill Flint

Staying up all night so I can catch santa and give him the hands for not getting me what I wanted last year.

— T-Goods

Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.

— Gary Allan