After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed. — Massimo Vignelli Copy Share Image
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In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now… — Jude Law Copy Share Image
I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems. — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
“Anything underneath?" "I don't typically walk around without underwear." "Typically?" "Only on special occasions." "Christ. I meant under your hoodie.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
There's a tolerance and this is a really big thing when it comes to really increasing the whole sense of getting something… — Tina Weymouth Copy Share Image
Alan: "I had terrible stage fright." Sin: "I'm not familiar with the concept of 'stage fright.'" A: "It's pretty awful. You end… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
When we look at the full-on mass surveillance watching everyone in the country, in the United States, it doesn't work. It didn't… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
You cannot be fresh and feeling fine, wearing a washed vest under an unwashed shirt; or, an unwashed vest over a washed… — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
In everyday life I am quiet and reserved, not the housekeeper type but cool and relaxed. I don't get up in the… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“Strapless bras? Well let's just say, I'm the kind of girl who likes things sufficiently strapped.” — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
Don't go thinking you are the man of steel just because you had rust stains in your underwear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image