Cookies Quote by Jennifer Aniston Download Open image “I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.” — Jennifer Aniston ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cookies Strange Underwear
I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to quit because… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
A lot of the things I get sent are the girlfriend or the wife or the assistant, and those are not that exciting to… — Shiri Appleby Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think it's a mistake to try and overthink how you are going to be received, because that assumes that you are going to… — David Slade Copy Share Image
“That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I don't really get a lot of stuff sent to me, but I do get things given to me in person. One of my… — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you made more. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I feel like becoming a mother is in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some ways - or it's something… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
You have to be really comfortable in your skin. You have to start with being in love with you are, with who you've become. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
People who avoid the brick walls - all power to ya, but we all have to hit them sometimes in order to push through… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Are men intimated by sexually confident women, you ask? I think men are intimated by any woman who says they are sexually confident, at… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Also, worldbuilding touches all aspects of your story. It touches plot and character as well. If you don't know the culture your character comes… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
