Clever facebook status Quote by Butters J Beilstein Download Open image “I got 99 cookies because a bit*h ate one” — Butters J Beilstein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status
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I always eat 10 more cookies than what I intentionally want to eat. — Matt Pangilinan Copy Share Image
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Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
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