Funny Quote by BPain Download Open image “I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one.” — BPain ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I always eat 10 more cookies than what I intentionally want to eat. — Matt Pangilinan Copy Share Image
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig… — Janette Barber Copy Share Image
Man I just can't help it I see a cookie, I grab one. Lookin' for some nookie, I'm tryna scoop me a bad one. — J Cole Copy Share Image
Golden Oreo cookies. I've got 10 boxes of them in my room. I am obsessed with them. But I burn them right off in practice. — Austin Rivers Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
