Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art. — Seth Copy Share Image
I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put… — Pete Stark Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
On TV, talking heads wrung their hands over a lack of traditional feminine values and wondered if girls’ sports were to blame.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I'm always very careful to make the distinction between music criticism and music journalism. A lot of people don't. But criticism doesn't… — Michael Azerrad Copy Share Image
So this was it. You take a wrong step and you end up wearing yesterday's underwear, sitting on the carpet trying to… — Kate Jacobs Copy Share Image
Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your… — Virginia Cary Hudson Copy Share Image
[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics." "Former Sunday School teachers don't go around… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's… — Paula Yates Copy Share Image
For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear. — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if… — Prince William Copy Share Image
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