Underwear Quotes · Page 6

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

— Elle Macpherson

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

— Patricia Briggs

Relationship is like a underwear, not so tight, not so loose and only wear one at a time

— KM II

“When your underwear costs more than your child's education then you are in serious trouble" RjS”

— rassool jibraeel snyman

“Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You’re at School in Your Underwear”

— Annabel Monaghan

Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art.

— Seth

I wanted to change the world . But I could not even change my underwear.

— John Grant

For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.

— Jeff Kinney

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

— Anonymous

I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look…

— Fiona Apple

I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to…

— Alex O'Loughlin

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show.

— Britney Spears

“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing…

— Lindsey Brookes

You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring…

— Michael Grant

Take into consideration I get to play-fight in my underwear every week, and I get paid very well to do it.

— Matt Riddle

I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its…

— CC Sabathia

The weirdest I've felt was my first job ever. It was an editorial in London. They made me take my underwear off…

— River Viiperi

When a lot of people wake up in the morning and put on their underwear, the first thing they feel that day…

— Rain Dove

When I get home, I'm not the boss like I am at work - I slip into a more feminine role. I…

— Miranda Kerr

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong…

— Christopher Titus

He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up…

— Douglas Adams

I've always been very comfortable wearing not much, in my swimwear or my underwear, or running around naked. I've always been very…

— Miranda Kerr

I'm a big fan of, like, wearing old, vintage slips and stuff as outdoor wear. I got, like, a pair of these…

— Zoe Kravitz

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

— Woody Allen

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

— Robert Orben

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

— Greg Giraldo

I don't iron my underwear and socks, but I like things to be organised.

— Ainsley Harriott

I don't know how people can not wear underwear. It's my favorite accessory.

— Matthew Lush

I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.

— Julia Mancuso

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But…

— Michael Bergin

When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable…

— Dana Priest

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.

— Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.

— Anne Stuart

When I opened for Amy Schumer it went really well. Even though I was on stage in my underwear, in a wig,…

— Cole Escola

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips…

— Patricia Heaton

.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house. .. they run around in their underwear just like we do .

— Ritu Ghatourey

My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.

— Ian Ziering

“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”

— Si Robertson

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

— Julia Child