Eating Quote by Greg Giraldo Download Open image “Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.” — Greg Giraldo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eating Sex Underwear
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. — Beth McCollister Copy Share Image
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. — Jean Harlow Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb Copy Share Image
She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I have my meals delivered... you know what I like? Chicken and rice... But the problem with being a defensive lineman is, if we… — Hugh Douglas Copy Share Image
I do not believe in eating fish hot. People always insist on hot fish, but that leaves it dried out. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
One things guys have to remember is consistency... You can't make up for three years of eating poorly in just one workout. — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe. — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I have an intense dislike of doctrines, because you will always end up eating your words. — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
The worst thing for me is to not taste what I'm eating, to not know what I'm eating. It upsets me to no avail. — Joel Robuchon Copy Share Image
The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
For fear of causing terror to living beings, Mahamati, let the Bodhisattva who is disciplining himself to attain compassion, refrain from eating flesh. — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
