Humor Quote by Ruth Cardello Download Open image ““Maybe she'll let me start wearing my Superman boxers again.”” — Ruth Cardello ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Only girls wear tights. - Nic responds, "Uh,uh. Superman wears tights.” — David Sheff Copy Share Image
“Let’s not get started on their uniforms. Superman’s stretchy spandex has nothing on Batman’s sculpted pecs.” He glared at her. “You cannot bring fashion… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
“Having seen her in two different sets of underwear, she is smoking hot. I suspected Parker also thought this.” — Ava Bellamy Copy Share Image
“I let out a gasp at the surprise with him getting to me so fast. It was kind of dating superman in that way,… — Stephanie Hudson Copy Share Image
“I would imagine there are days when Superman wakes up, glances at his cape, and wonders when someone will come save him.” — Tyler Knott Gregson Copy Share Image
“I'm commandeering some shorts." A drawer squeaked. "Oh, for pity's sake. You wear tighty-whities. With superheroes?” — Pam Godwin Copy Share Image
“Rule #47 of living with a superhero. Don't mess with her costume.” — Bethany Frenette Copy Share Image
“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“She knew now that being a superhero was more than just a fancy costume, a firm bust and being able to shoot whizz-bang laser… — Adam Christopher Copy Share Image
“Kyle, its a toothbrush and some panties. Keep them. Wear them if you want. It's the only way you are getting back in my… — Emma Nichols Copy Share Image
“Normally, Dominic appreciated his even temper, but today it grated on him. Maybe the forty or so hours without sleep were beginning to catch… — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“Some people become family through blood. Some people through marriage. Others find their way into your life and your heart through friendship. Raise a… — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“The great part about getting older is you realize that you don't have to impress anyone else.” — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“desire to answer the incessant ring of the cell phone he’d ignored since yesterday. Rather than turning it off, he’d muffled the noise by… — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“Life is scary, but I think it's supposed to be. If you're living it right, that is.” — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“Abuse came in many forms; it didn’t need a bruise to leave damage.” — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“She wanted to leave," Gio defended himself, even as he kicked himself for letting her leave. "What was I supposed to do? Kidnap her?"… — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“It’s an uncomfortable moment when you realize that there is a crazy person in the room and it’s you.” — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while, life threw you an opportunity to redefine yourself. You could either rise up to the challenge or live with… — Ruth Cardello Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
