Twitter Quotes · Page 77

I don't feel that my life, my professional life, is married to a reliance upon Instagram.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

Niggas makin' the threats, you could put 'em on Twitter but out of respect, I handle mine like a killer.

— Rick Ross

I'm not sure there's any number of Facebook likes that can replace a hug.

— Seth

I'd like a $5 dollar footlong?…? Thatll be 7.55?…Bitch what?

— Anonymous

Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I said my views on transgenders I would get kicked off Instagram.

— Sean Strickland

It's nice to be on social media - but I like to take a time out every now and then.

— Bhumika Chawla

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

— Dennis Miller

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even…

— Jen Kirkman

I wake up and check my Instagram to see what I missed out on last night. Then I check my Twitter. Then…

— Domo Genesis

I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they…

— Anonymous

“Look! We're saying. "We're normal! This is the average!" We're defining the boundaries of normality by tearing apart the people outside of…

— Jon Ronson

I shut down social media because I needed to shut out online distractions and engage with the people, issues, and work right…

— Kelly Evans

I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of…

— Limmy

“Instagram: People love me no matter what. Facebook: People used to love me. YouTube: People will always love me. Google+: Someday, people…

— Bhavik Sarkhedi

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

— Nikhil Saluja

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,…

— Anonymous

You can't take anything online personally, especially if it is negative. You can have 10 positive comments, but the one negative comment…

— Bethany Mota

It's when people come at you on Twitter and say really crazy things. That's the kind of stuff that I insulate myself…

— Jennifer Konner

“Your LinkedIn profile must be consistent with how you portray yourself elsewhere. Not only should your official résumé match the experience you…

— Melanie Pinola

A girl's social networking profile is a persona she constructs, a photoshopped billboard on the information superhighway. It also offers a salve…

— Rachel Simmons

I've also found that trying to be active with social media changes my moment-to-moment perceptions. Instead of feeling, "What's the deepest version…

— George Saunders

I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do…

— Nadine Shah

There's a lot of downsides to social media, but one of the nice things is that you can cut through all the…

— Andrew Stanton

Well, social media is a curse as much as it is an advantage.

— Zareen Khan

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

— Anonymous

You are free... when you are in control of yours lf and do not wish to control others.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't do Facebook, Twitter, I don't do any of the social media.

— Edwin Moses

Who needs friends when you have followers that don't speak to you?

— Anonymous

When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed.

— Hussein Nishah

“It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence.

— David Chiles

Facebook is not your friend, it is a surveillance engine.

— Richard Stallman

Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Don’t leave me. I need you, just you. I don’t want to be round anyone else, but you, Tweet.”

— Alison G. Bailey

There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

People look at Instagram and say they want money, they want this, they want that.

— Marko Arnautovic

Liking your own Facebook status Is like high fiving yourself in public.

— Anonymous

If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is the empowerment of the individual at the expense of the system.

— David Amerland

My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.

— Nikhil Saluja