You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the point of having hundred likes on Facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just sayin'. — Stay Happy Copy Share Image
“Most of the trolls except Hulking Teeth Gnasher and Old Man Saliva left.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg is a rich white dude from a really privileged background. — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
I Hate when facebook ask Share what's on your Mind...? It is always she and I just can't share her... — Yashwardhan Pauranik Copy Share Image
Instagram should be a make up show and share how their faces changed from Freddy Kruger to Beyonce !! — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
WhatsApp doesn't only fail to protect your WhatsApp messages - this app is being consistently used as a Trojan horse to spy… — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
I mentioned Ellen Page on Twitter in a tweet. It was like, "I met Ellen Page last night and she's so beautiful… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
I have trouble with things like Facebook. It presents such a warped vision. I get sick of people's opinions about every little… — John Grant Copy Share Image
Changes that are being enhanced by technological innovation (social media being a case in point) are happening at an increasing rate. — Clive Lewis Copy Share Image
Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter. — Kenny Floyd Copy Share Image
Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also -… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only time I've ever felt like I needed to measure my activity and involvement in holding people accountable for being violent… — Indya Moore Copy Share Image
“If talking about ourselves non-stop isn’t a good idea for the workplace, friendships, or dating, then why on Earth is this considered… — Kristen Lamb Copy Share Image
The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the… — David Perry Copy Share Image
“My phone dings and before I can pick it up, it dings several more times. I catch sly grins and snickers in… — JC Emery Copy Share Image
When I first signed up for a Twitter account - I was to say it was in 2007, people are going to… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
A lot of things have changed since the days of Flickr. Facebook has concentrated the sociality of the Internet within its blue… — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
I get stuff every single day whether that be comments on my Instagram photos, or tweets about a tweet that I put… — Rhea Ripley Copy Share Image
Love Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just love social media. I love that you can create your own image of yourself. — Devon Windsor Copy Share Image
My fans are always upset because I don't do projects frequently and because I don't use social media. — Park Bo-young Copy Share Image
The abuse on Twitter has become so commonplace and accepted that people have literally made careers out of it. — Ana Kasparian Copy Share Image
“He sent Zuckerberg a letter proposing Viacom would pay $1.5 billion to buy the two-year-old company.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If, for people, Instagram is just entertainment, for me, it's an additional burden. — Ramzan Kadyrov Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're on Twitter for one of the two reasons: We're either avoiding work or we've nothing better to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
