Either Facebook has done anything or not but at least it has developed modern techniques for begging like and commen — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words. — Peter Serafinowicz Copy Share Image
Narcissists - people with an inflated self-concept and a strong sense of uniqueness and superiority - seek attention and affirmation on Facebook. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
I feel like if you flip through my Instagram, you'll kind of see the same angles and poses every time. That's the… — Hailey Baldwin Copy Share Image
Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
Through technology and social media, we're able to create an identity online that shows people the face that we want them to… — Mark Foster Copy Share Image
We completely ignore social media. Bradley Simpson also isn't on social media very much. I think we just try to live in… — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
The Social Network' was probably one of the two or three things I've done in my life that I'm most proud of.… — Scott Rudin Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change relationship status. After 3 it should be default to unstable — Popoola Emmanuel Copy Share Image
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect? — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Google is about information and computers and making things really fast. Facebook is about the sharing and connections. These missions give these… — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
I think social media has allowed the players to be able to say things that maybe didn't come out right the first… — Ken Griffey, Jr Copy Share Image
Even as Instagram defines our visual moment, we use the app's filters to travel backwards in time, to make our images resemble… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual. — David Cross Copy Share Image
The future is in photos for social media. More and more people are not reading, so I try to attach a photo… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
Random person- hello I just got an FB give me sum advice random persons friend-WHF u got an FB RP- wht does… — Ella Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was detoxing from social media, I realized that I was thinking in status updates. It seemed I had trained my… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
“No, you didn’t invent Twitter,” Ev replied. “I didn’t invent Twitter either. Neither did Biz. People don’t invent things on the Internet.… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think people on Twitter know that I'm real and I speak from the heart most of the time, and sometimes I'm… — Matt Barnes Copy Share Image
I am still fairly new to the whole social media thing - I am definitely tweeting and Facebooking. It's a nice way… — Laura Mennell Copy Share Image
I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire... I'll go and… — Vance Joy Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think of everything in Seattle - Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks. Then you go down to Silicon Valley - Intel, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter.… — Nicolas Berggruen Copy Share Image
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A troll is only as powerful as your response to them. Once you respond to them or let them instigate you, then… — Shenaz Treasury Copy Share Image
If you're building a social product, you're still living in the last century if your product doesn't work on Facebook. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
I don’t want to be one of those people that’s constantly promoting myself on Twitter. I think the fun thing about Twitter… — Bridgit Mendler Copy Share Image
I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Where do most go to complain about a company/brand? TWITTER. Conversations are happening whether you are there or not. — Kim Garst Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Get on to social media and ask questions about the areas you're going to. You'll be surprised at the amount of responses… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Perhaps we've got so involved in the false selves we project on social media that we've forgotten that our real selves, our… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
