Friendship Quote by Ella

Ramdom person: hello I just made a FB could u plz give me advice on wht to do ramdom person's friend:WHF! u got a…

— Author Name

Sorry, I dont follow fb. No, not 'facebook'; 'fake bitches'

— Alex

Facebook Ask's Me

— Juan Diego Valdez

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and if a…

— Hussein Nishah

Next time when I ask u if u wanna fwm then say yes r no.. but dont have ur bitch facebook me to tell…

— Lela

“You have five hundred Facebook 'friends'? That simply means you've redefined 'friend' to make it something like 'a contact I exchange data with'.”

— Hugh Mackay

Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No…

— Anonymous

Facebook is not your friend, it is a surveillance engine.

— Richard Stallman

Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n again...:P

— Anonymous

Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me…

— Billy Eichner

“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository for perverts,…

— James Ellroy

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge…

— Betty White