Twitter Quotes · Page 160

Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Most of the trolls except Hulking Teeth Gnasher and Old Man Saliva left.”

— Kiersten White

Mark Zuckerberg is a rich white dude from a really privileged background.

— Peter Sunde

I Hate when facebook ask Share what's on your Mind...? It is always she and I just can't share her...

— Yashwardhan Pauranik

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

— Nikhil Saluja

“I love trolling around the internet and I am nuts like an 8-bit Monkey on cocaine.”

— Sultan Khan

You need to react. That's the absurdity of Twitter. You can react without thinking now.

— Raoul Peck

I'm not perfect. Show me somebody that hasn't talked trash about somebody and put it on Facebook.

— Anthony Johnson

The Impact Channel and OurPlanet were created to increase awareness of environmental and social causes within the MySpace community.

— Tom Anderson

Reputations can be built, attacked, and destroyed on social media. It's a huge game-changer - instantaneously emboldening adversaries and shortening the ride…

— Judy Smith

President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'

— Jimmy Fallon

LinkedIn is for the people you know. Facebook is for the people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want…

— Mike

I'm like Twitter-famous, but in real life. Instead of your mentions, it's real people coming up to you. People shake your hand…

— Lil Nas X

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we…

— Nikhil Saluja

I think because we were a girl group, there was such a stigma, so we had to engage with fans - social…

— Jesy Nelson

We get caught in our little silos and end up working against ourselves. And I think social media culture really encourages that,…

— Justin Simien

To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to…

— Vint Cerf

I guess Twitter is the first thing that has been attractive to me as social media. I never felt the least draw…

— William Gibson

“The current narrative we seem to tell ourselves about our privacy is that it is a sort of currency we trade to…

— Jonathan Taplin

I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable…

— Michael Arrington

I do have people who are like, "Yo, I think someone hacked into your Twitter account to talk about census forms." I'm…

— Rosario Dawson

It's a really messy system where there is no interoperability between different platforms. There's no ability to see a Tweet on Facebook.…

— Sam Bankman-Fried

The top comments that were shown on the youtube video were one of those replying things. It showed something like this. Blablablabla,…

— Anonymous

I created my MySpace page in eighth grade, because that's how all my friends talked to each other, so I made one,…

— Taylor Swift

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.

— Anonymous

Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.

— Anonymous

I am now one of those people for whom the trolling never ends.

— Anubhav Sinha

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

— Anonymous

I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker, I'm not nothing. I'm old school.

— Michael Jordan

Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media and media are not in our control. They are so big that you cannot stop them.

— Sarfaraz Ahmed

For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!

— Nikhil Saluja

You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is great, I guess, but it feels like technology is the sapper of innocence.

— Chris O'Dowd

If your social media addiction comes between your relationship, you might want to quit.

— Retta

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

— Anonymous

A relationship without trust and commitment is like pushing a door that says PULL. It just won't work.

— Anonymous