Twitter Quotes · Page 148

I love it when people block me. It means I'm tweeting right.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love texting and DM'ing on Twitter. I will pretty much avoid talking on the phone at all costs.

— iJustine

I am not active in sharing my views on social media but I observe a lot.

— Anil Ravipudi

You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give.

— Nikhil Saluja

TikTok helped me change my life. TikTok brought my song to several different audiences at once.

— Lil Nas X

Hate is a strong word. It's also very destructive, so no - I don't hate Mark Zuckerberg.

— Tyler Winklevoss

I don't care what you think of social media, and I don't care what you think of the people that comment .

— Rush Limbaugh

A lot of times, what people see is what they hear or what's on your Instagram.

— Evan Ross

The tools of social networking: These are the digital campfires around which the audience gathers to hear our story.

— Marco Tempest

Social media can be a powerful tool to listen to, engage with and gain access to customers that you would otherwise not…

— Carol Roth

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

— Busy Philipps

On Facebook I stick up the odd video, cut and paste the odd blog, but I feel a bit like someone who's…

— Cathy Newman

A lot of young kids like myself use Instagram because it has swag - it's more personal, and your friends generate it.

— Theophilus London

Even if I'm married one day, I don't know if I'd be posting about my husband all over social media. I mean,…

— Lainey Wilson

Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

— Jugi Steady

Life is like Facebook =) People will LIKE your problems & COMMENT on them but no ones gonna solve them because everyone…

— Niick

We live in a society of social networks, with Twitter pages and Facebook, and that’s fine, but we have contact with our…

— Brady Quinn

Kids can be cruel enough as it is, but cyber bullying or you're on Instagram and see your friends are all somewhere…

— Ingrid Michaelson

I have Twitter auto-post to my Facebook page, and I occasionally post things directly to Facebook as well. I've always noticed that…

— Michael Arrington

Every1 has atlst 400 frndz on fb. . . . but wen it comes 2 actuly needing a frnd. .who will be…

— Gayatri

There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on…

— Janeane Garofalo

I don't live in that world where I'm on social media, I don't got social media. Or I'm reading articles [about my…

— Derrick Rose

I met some fans who said, 'Please start Twittering!' They even walked me through it, but I'm terrible at it. I'm so…

— Jim Parrack

“The way we interact online becomes the norm for how we interact offline. Facebook and Twitter communications are pretty short, clipped, and…

— Douglas Groothuis

I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits.

— Nikhil Saluja

Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

— Jen Kirkman

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything.

— Steve Kazee

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no denying that social media shows off our best lives, but I don't think it's an Ibiza problem.

— Zara McDermott

I mean, my mom knows Google, but she doesn't know MySpace.

— Tom Anderson

We obviously know that terrorist groups have become very reliant on social media.

— Stephen Miller

Katie_benson92 I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.

— Anonymous

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Every time you make a tweet, a writer develops writer's block.”

— Christopher D. Votey

I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.

— John Green

I think the whole aspect of social networking is vulgar and repulsive in a lot of ways.

— Trent Reznor

I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account.

— Barton Gellman

Dont post on facebook about sluts, everyone might think your talking about yourself.

— Anonymous