Twitter Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;

— Nikhil Saluja

When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE SONG, a caress set to music

— Nikhil Saluja

Hardly did I know when I met you That we are going to meet often

— Nikhil Saluja

If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a…

— Nikhil Saluja

Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Nikhil Saluja

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm good looking, right? -Everyone

— Nikhil Saluja

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no such thing as non-existence.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence…

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody.

— Nikhil Saluja

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

— Nikhil Saluja

The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is.... 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O

— Nikhil Saluja

I just recieved a restraining order from my toilet.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone.

— Nikhil Saluja