Twitter Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 22

LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred…

— Nikhil Saluja

Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.

— Nikhil Saluja

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

— Nikhil Saluja

My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.

— Nikhil Saluja

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...…

— Nikhil Saluja

Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Better to die as a man, than to live as a pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

— Nikhil Saluja

I really want to send some food to Hungary.

— Nikhil Saluja

Topaz is my birth stone. Tomb is my death stone.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of…

— Nikhil Saluja

Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Im on a strict diet. Whiskey and Vagina.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;

— Nikhil Saluja

The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric…

— Nikhil Saluja

Never date a bridge designer. They have truss issues.

— Nikhil Saluja

See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own…

— Nikhil Saluja