The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When you're trying to expand your business, it's about real estate in the stores. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
